It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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