its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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