Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
My vagina is very pro this idea