I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Quick, to the slutcave!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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