I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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