I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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