well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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