i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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