its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
