On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I puked a lego.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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