.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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