So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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