just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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