You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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