Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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