Your mouth is God's brothel.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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