Porn is love you can see.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
My hand turned me down
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
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genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize