can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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