1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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