Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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