I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Someone signed my nipple.
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