was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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Terrible idea I love it
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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