ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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