On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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