she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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