I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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