Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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