I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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