Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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