Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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