I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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