I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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