that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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