What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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