no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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