Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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