I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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