The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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