the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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