i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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