guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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