bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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