I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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