Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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