Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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