C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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