so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Randomize
