awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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