he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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