I'm going to jail i love you
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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