a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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