so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Please don't give away my fajitas
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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