Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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