how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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