**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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