Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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