holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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