ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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